Die Schöpfung



_IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE COMPUTER..._
_And God said:_

%> Let there be light!

### Enter user id.
%> God

### Enter password.
%> Omniscient

### Password incorrect. Try again.
%> Omnipotent

### Password incorrect. Try again.
%> Technocrat

### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%> Let there be light!

### Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%> Create light

### Done
%> Run heaven and earth

### And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
### And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
### Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

### Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%> Create firmament

### Done.
%> Run firmament

### And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
### And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
### Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and ...

### Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
%> Create dry_land

### Done.
%> Run firmament

### And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
### And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
### Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
%> Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

### Unspecified type. Try again.
%> Create sun_moon_stars

### Done
%> Run sun_moon_stars

### And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
### And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
### Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
%> Create fish

### Done
%> Create fowl

### Done
%> Run fish, fowl

### And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
### creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
### winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
### And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
### Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
### And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
%> Create cattle

### Done
%> Create creepy_things

### Done
%> Now let us make man in our image

### Unspecified type. Try again.
%> Create man

### Done
%> Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it

### Done
%> and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air

### Done
%> and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

### Too many command operands. Try again.
%> Run multiplication

### Execution terminated. 6 errors.
%> Insert breath

### Done
%> Run multiplication

### Execution terminated. 5 errors.
%> Move man to Garden of Eden

### File Garden of Eden does not exist.
%> Create Garden.edn

### Done
%> Move man to Garden.edn

### Done
%> Run multiplication

### Execution terminated. 4 errors.
%> Copy woman from man

### Done
%> Run multiplication

### Execution terminated. 3 errors.
%> Insert woman into man

### Illegal parameters. Try again.
%> Insert man into woman

### Done
%> Run multiplication

### Execution terminated. 2 errors.
%> Create desire

### Done
%> Run multiplication

### And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
### Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%> Create freewill

### Done
%> Run freewill

### And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
### Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%> Undo desire

### Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
%> Destroy freewill

### Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
### Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%> Help

### Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
### Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
### Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%> Create tree_of_knowledge

### And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
### Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
%> Create good, evil

### Done
%> Activate evil

### And God saw he had created shame.
### Warning system error in sector E95.
### Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
%> Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

### Search failed.
%> Delete shame

### Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
%> Destroy freewill

### Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
### Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%> Stop

### Unrecognizable command. Try again
%> Break
%> Break
%> Break

### ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR
### DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
%> Create new world

### You have exceeded your allocated file space.
### You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
%> Destroy earth

### Destroy earth: Please confirm.
%> Destroy earth confirmed

### COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
### SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
### And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
### Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

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